The Weekend Slate…
I think we can safely say that the Mason win over Drexel is a Good, Bad, and Ugly entry unto its own. In other CAA action this weekend:
Delaware travels to New Rochelle, NY tonight to play winless Iona. That’s two teams with a combined 0-9 record on a cold Friday night. I can feel the excitement from Richmond. Previously, Iona lost to ODU by 11. For the love of Harding Nana, Delaware needs to win this one. They will, by a score of 71-63.
Saturday greets us with three conference tilts:
JMU at Nor’Easter: This ain’t the California Penal League. JMU is better than previous years, but they aren’t winning at Mathews. Cap’n Matt 78, JMU 74.
The Ub at Hofstra: The Pride has not looked crisp so far this season. What they need is a team that doesn’t play much defense. Like UNCW. Vladie Kools against Greg Washington will be funny to watch. Hofstra 78, UNCW 74.
ODU at Georgia State: The Panthers are showing signs of life. The Monarchs are in need of an identity. Everything points to Georgia State keeping this close and perhaps upsetting ODU. That why ODU will win 75-59.
Also on the Saturday slate is Creighton returning their BracketBusters game with Drexel. I don’t know what to make of 85-38, do you? Does anyone? Dad’s Rule applies. Dragons 62, Creighton 58.
Sunday brings us the BB&T Classic with the historically-significant East Carolina vs. George Mason matchup. Yeah, I made that up for drama purposes. All I know about East Carolina is that Mack McCarthy is coaching them, which means hide the kids. Andrew Dice Clay has nothing on McCarthy. The Mason Machine rolls along, but there’s enough sputtering to keep Larranaga interested. Mason 74, East Carolina 64.
VCU and Maryland hook up in the nightcap. This isn’t fair for me to pick. Maryland stands for everything I despise in sports. Their coach whines a lot and sweats a lot. Their point guard should be playing for Duke. They’ve never accepted they could do anything wrong. Their fans are the worst. I mean the most crass, least intelligent, most belligerent, stupidest, ugliest, think-they’re-funny-but-are-not lot I’ve ever seen. That said, I think Maryland wins. And that stinks. Terps by six.
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Did I really just invoke the name “Andrew Dice Clay?” Stella !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!